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You Quotes by Rita Rudner
- I have too many credit cards. You know what happened? Someone stole one and I didn't notice. I noticed when I got that bill. Whoa!…
- The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
- When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first…
- I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you…
- If you are who you are on stage, people pay attention.
- You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it.
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- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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