Pimp Quotes

114 quotes by 89 authors

I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned — Drake
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of… — Bill Maher
All fighters are prostitutes and all promoters are pimps — Larry Holmes
Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's right, boys and… — Conan O'Brien
I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's. — Scott Caan
Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal mania, unless you… — Robert Anton Wilson
Iâ€™ve only ever met one woman who actually was a prostitute of her own free will. She didnâ€™t have a pimp. She could pick and… — Gloria Steinem
My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst guy in the… — Mike Tyson
Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm. — Christine O'Donnell
The prostitutes worked for a pimp now. He was splendid and cruel. He was a god to them. He took their free will away from… — Kurt Vonnegut
Psychics exploit the human beings' natural desire that longs for something higher. â€¦ The same way a pimp exploits the natural desire to be with… — Christine O'Donnell
They said that I had sold out and (am an) Uncle Tom. And I said well, they deserve to have that view. But I have… — J C Watts
Surely the freedom of women must mean more to us than the freedom of pimps. — Andrea Dworkin
Well, I'm too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I'm just gonna keep playin' — Clark Terry
I think pimp, therefore i am. — Katt Williams
Yo I'm seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends its asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp… — Tyler, The Creator
Dim them lights get it in pimp tight do wat i do i lace up my own nikes. — Kid Cudi
Pimpin' ain't dead 'cause I be the life line. — Lil Wayne
The philanthropist, the politician, and the pimp are inevitably found in alliance because they have the same motives, they seek the same ends, to exist… — Isabel Paterson

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