New Rule Quotes

25 quotes by 14 authors

Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary? — James M. Barrie
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of… — Bill Maher
The new rule says that the FBI has the right to go to public places on the same terms and conditions as other members of… — John Ashcroft
New Rule: This Valentineâ€™s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on… — Bill Maher
New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of… — Bill Maher
New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to… — Bill Maher
In a country where misery and want were the foundation of the social structure, famine was periodic, death from starvation common, disease pervasive, thievery normal,… — Barbara Tuchman
New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And… — Bill Maher
New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion. — Bill Maher
A fundamental new rule for business is that the Internet changes everything. — Bill Gates
Youâ€™ve learned a new rule and itâ€™s simple: donâ€™t put yourself in situations youâ€™d like to run away from. But when you run, run back… — Lena Dunham
If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the championship game. — Al Davis
I don't know concretely if it's due to superstition, but any time a new rule is implemented into the NBA or a new piece of… — Stu Jackson
The questioning spirit is the rebellious spirit. A rebellion is always either a cloak to hide a prince, or the swaddling wrapper of a new… — Honore de Balzac
NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree… — Bill Maher
New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. Itâ€™s not their field. Itâ€™s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in… — Bill Maher
New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo. — Jim C. Hines
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, weâ€™re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, thereâ€™s… — Bill Maher
New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogramâ€”to see what will happen if she has an abortionâ€”you also have to… — Bill Maher
New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're… — Bill Maher

Who Wrote These New Rule Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 25 New Rule Quotes as follows: