New Rule Quotes
25 quotes by 14 authors
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Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
— James M. Barrie
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New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of…
— Bill Maher
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The new rule says that the FBI has the right to go to public places on the same terms and conditions as other members of…
— John Ashcroft
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New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on…
— Bill Maher
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New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that's one of…
— Bill Maher
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New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to…
— Bill Maher
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In a country where misery and want were the foundation of the social structure, famine was periodic, death from starvation common, disease pervasive, thievery normal,…
— Barbara Tuchman
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New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And…
— Bill Maher
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New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.
— Bill Maher
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A fundamental new rule for business is that the Internet changes everything.
— Bill Gates
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You’ve learned a new rule and it’s simple: don’t put yourself in situations you’d like to run away from. But when you run, run back…
— Lena Dunham
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If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the championship game.
— Al Davis
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I don't know concretely if it's due to superstition, but any time a new rule is implemented into the NBA or a new piece of…
— Stu Jackson
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The questioning spirit is the rebellious spirit. A rebellion is always either a cloak to hide a prince, or the swaddling wrapper of a new…
— Honore de Balzac
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NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
— Bill Maher
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New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in…
— Bill Maher
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New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.
— Jim C. Hines
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New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s…
— Bill Maher
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New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to…
— Bill Maher
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New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're…
— Bill Maher
Who Wrote These New Rule Quotes
14 authors contributed a total of 25 New Rule Quotes as follows: