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- Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary? — James M. Barrie
- New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,… — Bill Maher
- The new rule says that the FBI has the right to go to public places on the same terms and conditions as… — John Ashcroft
- New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find… — Bill Maher
- New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend,… — Bill Maher
- New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got… — Bill Maher
- In a country where misery and want were the foundation of the social structure, famine was periodic, death from starvation common, disease… — Barbara Tuchman
- New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and… — Bill Maher
- New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion. — Bill Maher
- A fundamental new rule for business is that the Internet changes everything. — Bill Gates
- You’ve learned a new rule and it’s simple: don’t put yourself in situations you’d like to run away from. But when you… — Lena Dunham
- If it weren't for a new rule that came into being, we'd have played three years in a row in the championship… — Al Davis