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Think Quotes by Bill Maher
- During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There…
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with…
- Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to…
- I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them,…
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama…
- You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are…
- I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.
- Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying…
- If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
- Do you think if it was the fairy tale about a man who lived inside of a whale and it was religion that Jack built…
- I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I…
- Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
- Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.
- And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the new racism. To…
- ...what I love about Ann Coulter is that she's sort of the-she's sort of a version of myself in that she absolutely never pulls a…
- Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality…
- We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified…
- I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
- To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my…
- I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
- If you think you have it tough, read history books.
- I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out…
- A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100…
- I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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