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- Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark…
- Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from…
- If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.
- Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with…
- Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just…
- New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house,…
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have…
- Nowas you all know, this week, Pope Benedict told Vatican Radio—you know, Vatican Radio, playing the hits from the 8th century, 9th century and today—Benedict…
- Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying…
- What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this…
- When I hear from people that religion doesn't hurt anything, I say really? Well besides wars, the crusades, the inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic cleansing, the suppression…
- I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I…
- Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
- The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there…
- The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and…
- Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if…
- We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified…
- We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what…
- This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from…
- A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100…
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