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Technology Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
- Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to…
- I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
- Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
- Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
- Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
More Technology Quotes
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- We have some material on spying by a major government on the tech industry. Industrial espionage. — Julian Assange
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are… — Isaac Asimov
- Every aspect of human technology has a dark side, including the bow and arrow. — Margaret Atwood
- The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. — John Perry Barlow
- Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. — John Perry Barlow
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. — Dave Barry
- I get mail; therefore I am. — Scott Adams