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Technology Quotes by Dave Barry
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
- Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that…
- Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened…
- Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean…
- Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes.
- Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will…
- I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
- One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time…
- The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."
- To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to…
More Technology Quotes
- Here you have a new technology, and if that technology is going to work, you must allow people to provide central indexes… — David Boies
- We have some material on spying by a major government on the tech industry. Industrial espionage. — Julian Assange
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are… — Isaac Asimov
- Every aspect of human technology has a dark side, including the bow and arrow. — Margaret Atwood
- Science and technology multiply around us. To an increasing extent they dictate the languages in which we speak and think. Either we… — J. G. Ballard
- The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. — John Perry Barlow
- Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. — John Perry Barlow
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. — Dave Barry