"Database: the information you lose when your memory…" — Dave Barry
"Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Crash Quotes
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My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful…
— Travis Barker
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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell…
— Jim Bishop
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Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!'…
— Jolene Blalock
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Viewed from a distance, or through the eye of the All-Knowing CEO of the Universe, the crash of 2008 followed…
— James Buchan
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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in…
— Muhammad Ali
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A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract…
— Ted Allen
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Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in…
— Wernher von Braun
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The more we lose, the more he'll fly in. And the more he flies in, the better the chance there'll…
— Graig Nettles
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The pilots I worked with in the aerospace industry were willing to put on almost anything to keep them safe…
— Nils Bohlin
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Nothing said I had to crash.
— Bob Hoover
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I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be…
— Isaac Asimov
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If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— George Carlin
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