"Getting your news from Twitter is like asking……" — Andy Borowitz
"Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions."
More Asking Quotes
- It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the… — Paul Auster
- Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. — John Perry Barlow
- I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. — Todd Barry
- I wasn't just pro-choice, I was pro-everything, until I started taking everything off the table and began looking at things… — Glenn Beck
- Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. — Isaiah Berlin
- I've played journalists before, and I have good friends who are journalists. I think being an actor is not very… — Juliette Binoche
- People are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in Iceland. — Bjork
- Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a… — Lewis Black
- I did send a girl a plane ticket asking her for a visit, I guess that's quite romantic. — Orlando Bloom
- It's pretty clear that over the last three months the economy has paused. And it's also pretty clear the American… — John Boehner
- Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better… — Erma Bombeck
- Like all writers, he measured the achievements of others by what they had accomplished, asking of them that they measure… — Jorge Luis Borges