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People Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
- If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
- It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
- On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.
- The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a) they…
- Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years.
- The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
- I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
- Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
- Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
More People Quotes
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- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster
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- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide