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Would Be Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.
- It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
- Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.
- As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.
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