"As popular as Christmas is, it would be……" — Andy Borowitz
"As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires."
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- We'd like to think that our music will always be bigger than any one of our individual personalities. — Chester Bennington
- Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. — Aeschylus
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