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From Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
- Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.
- Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
- Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
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