Twitter Quotes
2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors
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Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
— Aristotle
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I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.
— Margaret Atwood
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If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after…
— Roseanne Barr
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Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission.
— Arnold Bennett
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
— Josh Billings
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My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do.
— Tony Blair
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It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
— William Blake
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I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take.
— Anthony Bourdain
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When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that?
— Christina Aguilera
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Twitter is the Devil's playground.
— Albert Brooks
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Who so loves believes the impossible.
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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You get weird, funny requests on Twitter. With our fan club, I was seeing a lot of fans were having some issue with the way…
— Luke Bryan
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Twitter is great to connect with fans and be transparent. I enjoy that aspect about it. But really, I'm still trying to figure it out.
— Kobe Bryant
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A man is known by the company his mind keeps.
— Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
— Truman Capote
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When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which…
— Steve Carell
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
— George Carlin
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
— George Carlin
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I personally never got the gist of Facebook and Twitter.
— Helena Bonham Carter
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
— Dan Castellaneta
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A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
— Frank A. Clark
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I love Twitter! At first I made fun of it, because it is very narcissistic, and there's already so much narcissism flowing in this industry,…
— Kelly Clarkson
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If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter.
— George Clooney
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Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into…
— Diablo Cody
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