Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

Separation anxiety is assuaged by constant connection. Young people announce every detail of their lives on services like Twitter not to show off, but to… — Jaron Lanier
You call me gay, but I can get your girl screaming louder on the computer seat by just clicking ‘Follow’ on her Twitter. — G-Dragon
Today, all our wives and husbands have Blackberries or iPhones or Android devices or whatever-the progeny of those original 950 and 957 models that put… — Ian Bogost
There are athletes and celebrities that are out there and they Twitter and they constantly try to drum up press because they're narcissists. — Geoff Stults
I'm starting to get a following on Twitter. That's a really awesome power to have. It gives me the opportunity to make any kind of… — Ansel Elgort
President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s… — Jay Leno
If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn. — Andy Borowitz
I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face. — Mark Frost
We overvalue nonessentials like a nicer car or house, or even intangibles like the number of our followers on Twitter or the way we look… — Greg McKeown
According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good… — Jay Leno
I often wish that folks would use Twitter for something more than sharing quotes — Unknown Author
Cruising the Internet doesn't count as writing. Neither does answering e-mail. Before you check Twitter & FB and do other similar tasks that get in… — Terry McMillan
But people find it easy to take shots on Twitter, and to use racial slurs and bullying language far worse than what you'll see from… — Richard Sherman
Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer — Ken Jennings
Eighteen fifty-eight was a year of great technological advancement in the West. That was the year when Queen Victoria was able, for the first time,… — Hans Rosling
Twitter lets me hear from a lot of people in a very short period of time. — Robert Scoble
Koopsta Knicca, Gangsta Boo, Lord Infamous and Crunchy [Black]. The name of the group is Da Mafia 6iX. So like I said we can't consider… — Unknown Author
Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist. — Mike Pohjola
The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get… — Zayn Malik
If you look after goodness and truth, beauty will take care of itself. — Eric Gill
Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people.… — John Simm
There are many benefits to a sports entity breaking news directly to their recipients: the entity has full control over the message and how it… — Amy Jo Martin
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match. — Erich Fromm
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. — Larry the Cable Guy
Introverts don't like small talk conversation, but they typically don't mind writing. The more people can "see" you on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, or a blog,… — Thom S. Rainer

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