Twitter Quotes

2154 Twitter quotes by 580 unique authors

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB — Willie Geist
I get on Twitter, one of my routines during the day, if I'm home is, I wake up, get a cup of coffee, turn on… — Blake Shelton
I don't want anyone to follow me on Twitter if they're looking for anything interesting or mature. — Unknown Author
Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people… — Jay Leno
A student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison spent 90 days technology free. He went without a cell phone, Facebook, Twitter, or any social… — Jay Leno
Mr. President, Mrs. Obama. There is a photograph of you [hugging] that went viral, became the most shared photograph in the history of Twitter. How… — Barbara Walters
Very sad, very upset, very glad I did not have to hear about this though Twitter. Probably going to be taking some time off it… — Mara Wilson
I don't have a Twitter account. — Anna Chlumsky
I enjoy what Twitter is because I can really connect with the fans and it's a great way to share information with them and it's… — Peter Facinelli
I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed. — Gary Lineker
I'm disappearing from twitter for a while. Need a break from the bile. Local prejudice just seems to bring out the worst in some people. — Gary Lineker
The trouble with the artists this year is they are all obsessed with Twitter and headlines. It feels like they are all getting a bit… — Gary Barlow
I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn't count because if it counted I'd still be… — Newt Gingrich
We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of his time on… — Campbell Newman
The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace." — Jeffrey Zeldman
I've got my laptop, but it troubles me in many ways. I don't have Twitter or Facebook or anything like that. It ruins a romantic… — Laura Marling
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. — Homer
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. — Homer
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. — Homer
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. — Homer
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something. — Homer
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. — Homer
Trying is the first step toward failure. — Homer
Life is like Twitter: nobody wants to sign off. — Paulo Coelho

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