Twitter Quotes

2154 quotes by 580 authors

I'm disappearing from twitter for a while. Need a break from the bile. Local prejudice just seems to bring out the worst in some people. — Gary Lineker
The trouble with the artists this year is they are all obsessed with Twitter and headlines. It feels like they are all getting a bit… — Gary Barlow
I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn't count because if it counted I'd still be… — Newt Gingrich
We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of his time on… — Campbell Newman
The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace." — Jeffrey Zeldman
I've got my laptop, but it troubles me in many ways. I don't have Twitter or Facebook or anything like that. It ruins a romantic… — Laura Marling
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. — Homer
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. — Homer
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. — Homer
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. — Homer
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something. — Homer
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. — Homer
Trying is the first step toward failure. — Homer
Life is like Twitter: nobody wants to sign off. — Paulo Coelho
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. — Kingsley Amis
A brand not responding on Twitter is like hanging up the phone on customers. With millions watching. — Dave Kerpen
[According to Twitter] 24 percent of American Twitter users are African-American. That's about twice as high as African-Americans are represented in the population. — Ethan Zuckerman
Everyone starts out with nobody listening to them and nobody to listen to. How and who you add determines what Twitter will become for you. — Laura Fitton
I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter… — Mark Feuerstein

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