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- With one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) that all humans who have ever been born.…
- The great tragedy is that they're removing art completely, not because they're putting more science in, but because they can't afford the art teachers or…
- After your first job, is anyone asking you what your GPA was? No, they don't care. They ask you: Are you a good leader? Do…
- Does it mean, if you don't understand something, and the community of physicists don't understand it, that means God did it? Is that how you…
- I'm optimistic. I see no longer people accepting fuzzy thinking in the world. The change is not that people aren't still saying under-informed things. The…
- 'As a fraction of your tax dollar today, what is the total cost of all spaceborne telescopes, planetary probes, the rovers on Mars, the International…
- Countless women are alive today because of ideas stimulated by a design flaw in the Hubble Space Telescope.
- I knew Pluto was popular among elementary schoolkids, but I had no idea they would mobilize into a 'Save Pluto' campaign. I now have a…
- In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs... we…
- On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup will fly so…
- Let us not fool ourselves into thinking we went to the Moon because we are pioneers, or discoverers, or adventurers. We went to the Moon…
- There's no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the possibility that Earth…
- If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss it an eightball.…
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- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a… — Jennifer Aniston
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
- I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West
- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
- Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
- Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
- We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain… — Sam Houston
- I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan