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Ass Quotes by Dennis Miller
- Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?
- Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept…
- I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell…
- Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a…
- Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
- The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign saying that 'Bush…
- America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious like an I-max…
- I've always loved the flirtatious tango of consonants and vowels, the sturdy dependability of nouns and capricious whimsy of verbs, the strutting pageantry of the…
More Ass Quotes
- Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a… — Jennifer Aniston
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
- I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West
- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
- Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
- Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
- We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain… — Sam Houston
- I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan