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Inspirational Quotes by Dennis Miller
- My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before…
- That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.
- I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
- That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
- I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.
- That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
- Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.
- The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.
- I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!
- Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
- One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.
- Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
- I'd rather be funny than wise.
- Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into…
- Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator
- Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.
- I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.
- Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.
- How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?
- Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.
- Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
- I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
- I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
- Jack Kerouac was cool because he had no idea he was.
More Inspirational Quotes
- This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento