"I went to the UN and even the…" — Dennis Miller
"I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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More Guidebook Quotes
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one of 17 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If you go to a big city anywhere in the world and you need a doctor, just ask me. I…
— Steffi Graf
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Just a reminder - a guidebook is no substitute for skill, experience, judgment and lots of tension.
— Unknown Author
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Whatever a guidebook says, wether or not you leave somewhere with a sense of the place is entirely a matter…
— Frances Mayes
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Dave Wann's recipes from his own experience in Simple Prosperity are a breath of fresh air, and just what we…
— Hazel Henderson
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If the guidebook used to be critical, today it seems largely a celebratory adjunct to the publicity operations of hotels,…
— Paul Fussell
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You don't need a guidebook to see New Orleans - just a good pair of shoes.
— James Carville
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On the plane, I like to read fiction set in the location I'm going to. Fiction is in many ways…
— Anthony Bourdain
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The only thing I hope for is that, regardless of what the outward world is for different people, different nations,…
— Vera Pavlova
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It's easy to set a story anywhere if you get a good guidebook and get some basic street names, and…
— Jhumpa Lahiri
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Just ask the local people for the best food. Don't rely on a guidebook.
— Masaharu Morimoto
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I am a pastor, and I teach and preach the Bible to my congregation every week. But the Bible is…
— Adam Hamilton
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There is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too…
— Justin Halpern
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