"I don't know about you, but in my……" — Dennis Miller

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened… - Dennis Miller

"I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!"

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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
I rant, therefore I am
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…

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More Inspirational Quotes

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This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. — Hannah Arendt
There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. — Hannah Arendt
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth… — Pietro Aretino
Perugia is my true fatherland because there I grew to manhood. — Pietro Aretino
I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento

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