"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech." — Dennis Miller

"One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech."

— Dennis Miller

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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
I rant, therefore I am
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…

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