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Me Quotes by Dennis Miller
- My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before…
- Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?
- Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going…
- Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant…
- Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
- It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there.…
- The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of…
- I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that…
- Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always…
- I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.
- America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious like an I-max…
- Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
- I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports…
- I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just…
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale