"Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass……" — Dennis Miller
"Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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