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- If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.
- Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going…
- I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.
- The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of…
- The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush…
- Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always…
- I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my…
- Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too…
- Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash.…
- A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.
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