"If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If……" — Dennis Miller

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• Whatever kind of workout you settle on, it should include the Big Three of exercise for health and fitness-aerobics, resistance… — Jane Fonda
• Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to… — Kathy Griffin
• Im not a big fan of the gym, I do lots of outdoor aerobics - yoga, swimming, running - but… — Ryan Kwanten
• I think aerobics are great, of course, but it just bores me out of my mind — Peter Steele
• I'm Latina. I was born with high heels. We crossed border in high heels. We were running from immigration...I can… — Eva Longoria
• Think of aerobics plus weight lifting minus the music or camaraderie. Combine unalloyed endurance with straightforward strength and demand poise,… — Barry S. Strauss
• I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think,… — Robin Williams
• Upscale people are fixated with food simply because they are now able to eat so much of it without getting… — Barbara Ehrenreich
• Aside from performing in 'Peepshow,' I do yoga once a week and I like Pilates. I'm more into toning exercises… — Holly Madison
• In another life - and as I like to say, another body - I used to teach aerobics. — Megyn Kelly
• As much as I love to dance, and I still take class, aerobics and that sort of thing, and I… — Kelly Bishop
• If you want a dancer's body, dance. Dance aerobics is my favourite cardio. It's very frustrating if people think you… — Tracy Anderson

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