Aerobics Quotes

28 quotes by 25 authors

If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller
Whatever kind of workout you settle on, it should include the Big Three of exercise for health and fitness-aerobics, resistance exercises, and stretching. — Jane Fonda
Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in… — Kathy Griffin
Im not a big fan of the gym, I do lots of outdoor aerobics - yoga, swimming, running - but I kinda hate talking about… — Ryan Kwanten
I think aerobics are great, of course, but it just bores me out of my mind — Peter Steele
I'm Latina. I was born with high heels. We crossed border in high heels. We were running from immigration...I can do aerobics in heels. — Eva Longoria
Think of aerobics plus weight lifting minus the music or camaraderie. Combine unalloyed endurance with straightforward strength and demand poise, timing, and practiced form as… — Barry S. Strauss
I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific… — Robin Williams
Upscale people are fixated with food simply because they are now able to eat so much of it without getting fat, and the reason they… — Barbara Ehrenreich
Aside from performing in 'Peepshow,' I do yoga once a week and I like Pilates. I'm more into toning exercises over aerobics. I like working… — Holly Madison
In another life - and as I like to say, another body - I used to teach aerobics. — Megyn Kelly
As much as I love to dance, and I still take class, aerobics and that sort of thing, and I still move very well and… — Kelly Bishop
If you want a dancer's body, dance. Dance aerobics is my favourite cardio. It's very frustrating if people think you have to become a dancer… — Tracy Anderson
Aerobics is a really whacked-out way to get going. The loud rock 'n' roll music and the teachers standing before you, doing the exercises and… — Michael Richards
I run six-to-eight miles a day, plus weights and aerobics in the lunch hour. I also lie a lot, which keeps me thin. — Hugh Laurie
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it… — Rita Rudner
I have been through various fitness regimes. I used to run about five miles a day and I did aerobics for a while. — Sting
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning â€œability to,â€ and bics, meaning â€œwithstand tremendous boredom. — Dave Barry
Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve — Rachel Caine
If I were a serial killer, I would not be the kind that stabs and then eats the victim. I would be the kind that… — Augusten Burroughs

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