Masturbation Quotes
- I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
- In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for… — Les Claypool
- Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! — James Joyce
- A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. — Karl Kraus
- The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. — Truman Capote
- The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. — Patrick Murray
- Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll… — Anna Kendrick
- My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. — Roddy Piper
- I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of 14 I discovered… — Guillermo del Toro
- Clinton masturbates in the sinks. — Ann Coulter
- If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller
- It is called in our schools 'beastliness', and this is about the best name for it... should it become a habit it quickly destroys both… — Robert Baden-Powell
- Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes. — Dan Johnson
- I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered. — Norman Mailer
- I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords… But if you had a bubble above their head, they'd be… — Kate Hudson
- Stars today are just masturbation images. — Robert Mitchum
- Bouldering is like masturbation: not as good as the real thing but you don't need to worry about your protection. — Scott Grimes
- Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work. — Karl Kraus
- You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute… — Woody Allen
- Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation. — Richard P. Feynman