Best Masturbation Quotes
112 Masturbation quotes by 96 unique authors
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Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.
— Karl Marx
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Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.
— Karl Marx
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Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and…
— Charles Bukowski
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Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization. Some men make love every day; others five or six…
— Michel Houellebecq
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Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.
— Li Na
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They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.
— Karl Lagerfeld
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Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.
— Ernest Cline
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The profuse phallic symbolism of chess provides some fantasy gratification of the homosexual wish, particularly the desire for mutual masturbation.
— Reuben Fine
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Masturbation is the thinking man's television.
— Christopher Hampton
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Masturbation is great for the right arm
— Daron Malakian
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Methamphetamine is so Flowers for Algernon: All that super-human cerebral ability fades to limited physical activities like stapling carpet scraps to the wall or masturbation…
— Clint Catalyst
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A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should…
— John Harvey Kellogg
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Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups
— Inga Muscio
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It’s disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying.
— Hayao Miyazaki
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No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what…
— Jon Stewart
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Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic; it is merely a form of emotional masturbation. It is the…
— Aldous Huxley
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Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.
— Robert Anton Wilson
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I'm a promoter of masturbation. Don't sleep around...learn yourself first! Guys do it, but girls don't. They should.
— Taylor Momsen
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If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.
— Jeremy Piven
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What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
— Milos Forman
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Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.
— Mason Cooley
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf…
— Quentin Crisp
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In masturbation there is nothing but loss.
— D. H. Lawrence
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Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a…
— Lydia Lunch
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The war against illegal file-sharing is like the church's age-old war against masturbation. It's a war you just can't win.
— Lawrence Lessig
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