"Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really……" — Ernest Cline
"Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation."
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31 Quotes by Ernest Cline
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Whenever I saw the sun, I reminded myself that I was looking at a star. One of over a hundred…
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I was a painfully shy, awkward kid, with low self-esteem and almost no social skills. Online, I didn't have a…
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Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru?…
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Very well! he said. You shall prove your worth by facing me in a joust! I'd never heard of an…
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I’d designed my avatar’s face and body to look, more or less, like my own. My avatar had a slightly…
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You’re evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.
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...now that everyone could vote from home, via the OASIS, the only people who could get elected were movie stars,…
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I never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the…
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You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.
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I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but…
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I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't…
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For one quarter, Black Tiger lets me escape from my rotten existence for three glorious hours. Pretty good deal.
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