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- Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.
- The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.
- Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!
- Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator
- The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their…
- I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that…
- The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than…
- The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on…
- Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.
- I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
- Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and…
- It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
- Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
- I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
- A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
- Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.
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- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- I believe in anything that will engage the audience and make the story more effective. — J. J. Abrams
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- The whole is more than the sum of its parts. — Aristotle