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- Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate…
- And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in…
- Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you to acquire four…
- Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept…
- The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong,…
- Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a…
- At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school…
- If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going…
- Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit…
- It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there.…
- Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always…
- There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up…
- Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too…
- We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael…
- Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
- Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get…
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong