"If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can……" — Dennis Miller
"If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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More Cassette Quotes
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Yeah, anybody can go in with two turntables and a microphone or a home studio sampler and a little cassette…
— David Byrne
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In the past 3-4 years I've developed a habit of keeping numerous small cassette recorders in my house and in…
— Dwight Yoakam
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As music becomes less of a thing--a cylinder, a cassette, a disc--and more ephemeral, perhaps we will begin to assign…
— David Byrne
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With modern parts atop old ones, the brain is like an iPod built around an eight-track cassette player.
— Sharon Begley
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I got the idea for Netflix after my company was acquired. I had a big late fee for Apollo 13.…
— Reed Hastings
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When I was 10, 11, 12 years old, I would pretend to be on the radio. I bought a mixer…
— Ryan Seacrest
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Just the other day I pulled out this old cassette of Ragged Glory and I popped it into my cassette…
— Krist Novoselic
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Whenever I see something that looks like it could be good - whether it's on vinyl, CD or cassette -…
— Will Oldham
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I don't like the way recording to digital sounds. Most of the time, when I'm recording to two-inch tape, I…
— M. Ward
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I love the Beatles. I haven't named any kids after them but I still really love them. They were the…
— Jarvis Cocker
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For any producer I've ever worked with, their toughest job is to convince me to not to obscure my vocals.…
— Ryan Adams
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I like making little videos and little records. I've always loved video cameras and four-track cassette recorders, still cameras, anything.
— Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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