"The easiest job in the world has to……" — Dennis Miller
"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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Open Secret boasts a nifty plot and, in Coroner Fortin, a fascinating protagonist who will likely be around for a…
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We have copped a lot of ignorant abuse in the past, but it makes you wonder when a former state…
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Can you just saw his arm off while we're here and get me loose? (Amanda) I could do that, but…
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The horror genre is my personal favorite. But then again, I was the kid who read coroner books for fun.
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I, Alexander B. Campbell, make this statement of the cause of my death to relieve the coroner of the necessity…
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New Orleans coroner, his name is Frank Minyard, f-ck with me wrong, you'll be waking up in his yard
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