"I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person……" — Dennis Miller
"I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I…
— Darren Aronofsky
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I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books.
— Margaret Atwood
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I was living an extremely burdensome life, because every time I prayed, I became more clearly aware of my faults.…
— Teresa of Avila
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Today, I, too, wish to reaffirm that I intend to continue on the path toward improved relations and friendship with…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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Feminists bore me to death. I follow my instinct and if that supports young girls in any way, great. But…
— Bjork
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On the fourth day of July following, a party of about two hundred Indians attacked Boonsborough, killed one man, and…
— Daniel Boone
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You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over.
— Richard Branson
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Faith is a continuum, and we each fall on that line where we may. By attempting to rigidly classify ethereal…
— Dan Brown
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Beside all this I think there was something personal, being Muslim myself who lived in the west I felt that…
— Moustapha Akkad
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I always wanted to do a baseball book; I love baseball. The problem is that a very large part of…
— Bill Bryson
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It is not possible to make great buildings, or great towns, beautiful places, places where you feel yourself, places where…
— Christopher Alexander
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What Romantic terminology called genius or talent or inspiration is nothing other than finding the right road empirically, following one's…
— Italo Calvino
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