"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for……" — Dennis Miller

"Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time."

— Dennis Miller

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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
I rant, therefore I am
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…

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More Atheism Quotes

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A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from… — Aristotle
To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
It is not the Head but the Heart that is the Seat of Atheism. — Mary Astell
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion. — Francis Bacon
Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God. — Francis Bacon
I had rather believe all the Fables in the Legend, and the Talmud, and the Alcoran, than that this universal… — Francis Bacon
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased… — Francis Bacon
You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God. — Tammy Faye Bakker
People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery,… — Mikhail Bakunin
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the… — Douglas Adams
Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves. — Brigitte Bardot
Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. — Edward Abbey

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