"I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian." — Dennis Miller
"I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm…
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The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.
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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
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