"I thought the fart was a human thing.……" — Karl Pilkington

"I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever."

— Karl Pilkington

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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
The Web is the new book though, innit?
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
How would I know which one I was?
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

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More Arse Quotes

This quote is filed under Arse Quotes, one of 54 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the… — John Barth
Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows… — Jello Biafra
I've played hockey most my life and I've never been badly injured...Three weeks into curling I've got bone chips in… — Unknown Author
There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Unknown Author
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! — Eamon Dunphy
Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse — Karl Pilkington
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these… — Ozzy Osbourne
I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,… — Billy Connolly

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