"A happy fart never comes from a miserable…" — Martin Luther
"A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass."
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611 Quotes by Martin Luther
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For some years now I have read through the Bible twice every year. If you picture the Bible to be…
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You may as well quit reading and hearing the Word of God, and give it to the devil, if you…
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Who waits until circumstances completely favor his undertaking, will never accomplish anything.
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Take this to heart and doubt not that you are the one who killed Christ. Your sins certainly did, and…
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A safe stronghold our God is still. A trusty shield and weapon.
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To be a Christian without prayer is no more possible than to be alive without breathing.
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What are the things we should pray for? First, our personal troubles...The greatest trouble we can ever know is thinking…
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I have to hurry all day to get time to pray.
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The less I pray, the harder it gets; the more I pray, the better it goes.
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To pray well is the better half of study.
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Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more.
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Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A…
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
— Richard Burton
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things.…
— Jennifer Aniston
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was…
— Kanye West
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The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.
— Florynce Kennedy
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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
— John Wayne
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Life is never easy for those who dream.
— Robert James Waller
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We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It…
— Sam Houston
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I hope you're all Republicans.
— Ronald Reagan
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