"Even the idea of a fart makes me……" — George Clooney
"Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier."
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George Clooney
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Adaptability cushions the impact of change or disappointment.
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Honest men are the soft easy cushions on which knaves repose and fatten.
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Ask for a valiant heart which has banished the fear of death, which looks upon the length of days as…
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I will let my body flow like water over the gentle cushions.
— Sappho
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You can always tell the old river hand by the way in which he stretches himself out upon the cushions…
— Jerome K. Jerome
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Whether it's cushions you only use outside in the summer, or blankets that only come out in the winter, you've…
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How deep and sticky is the darkness of childhood, how rigid the blades of infant evil, which is unadulterated, unrestrained…
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Your prayer must be for a healthy mind in a sound body. Ask for a brave soul that has no…
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