Whoopee Quotes
10 quotes by 10 authors
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Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.
— Wally Lamb
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Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote…
— George Clooney
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A healthy person goes 'Yes,' 'No,' and 'Whoopee!' An unhealthy person goes 'Yes, but,' 'No, but,' and 'No whoopee.
— Eric Berne
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Let us, rather, gather facts, all the facts, regardless of aesthetic appeal or theoretical social worth, and spread those facts before us not as the…
— Tom Robbins
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The world is wider in all directions, more dangerous and bitter, more extravagant and bright. We are making hay when we should be making whoopee;…
— Annie Dillard
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Aha! Today I shall become an author! And I will auth and auth and auth and make a squillion dollars, whoopee!
— Brian Jacques
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God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whoopee", said Crowley.
— Terry Pratchett
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Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central.
— Kevin Bleyer
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Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few…
— Ron Dentinger
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A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke
— Thegr81
Who Wrote These Whoopee Quotes
10 authors contributed a total of 10 Whoopee Quotes as follows: