Whoopee Quotes

10 quotes by 10 authors

• Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat. — Wally Lamb
• Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote… — George Clooney
• A healthy person goes 'Yes,' 'No,' and 'Whoopee!' An unhealthy person goes 'Yes, but,' 'No, but,' and 'No whoopee. — Eric Berne
• Let us, rather, gather facts, all the facts, regardless of aesthetic appeal or theoretical social worth, and spread those facts before us not as the… — Tom Robbins
• The world is wider in all directions, more dangerous and bitter, more extravagant and bright. We are making hay when we should be making whoopee;… — Annie Dillard
• Aha! Today I shall become an author! And I will auth and auth and auth and make a squillion dollars, whoopee! — Brian Jacques
• God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whoopee", said Crowley. — Terry Pratchett
• Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central. — Kevin Bleyer
• Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few… — Ron Dentinger
• A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81

Who Wrote These Whoopee Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 10 Whoopee Quotes as follows:

• 1 Whoopee Quote by Wally Lamb
• 1 Whoopee Quote by George Clooney
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Eric Berne
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Tom Robbins
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Annie Dillard
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Brian Jacques
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Terry Pratchett
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Kevin Bleyer
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Ron Dentinger
• 1 Whoopee Quote by Thegr81