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- Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat. — Wally Lamb
- Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone.… — George Clooney
- A healthy person goes 'Yes,' 'No,' and 'Whoopee!' An unhealthy person goes 'Yes, but,' 'No, but,' and 'No whoopee. — Eric Berne
- Let us, rather, gather facts, all the facts, regardless of aesthetic appeal or theoretical social worth, and spread those facts before us… — Tom Robbins
- The world is wider in all directions, more dangerous and bitter, more extravagant and bright. We are making hay when we should… — Annie Dillard
- Aha! Today I shall become an author! And I will auth and auth and auth and make a squillion dollars, whoopee! — Brian Jacques
- God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whoopee", said Crowley. — Terry Pratchett
- Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central. — Kevin Bleyer
- Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should… — Unknown Author
- A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81