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Annie Dillard has 265 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If we were to judge nature by common sense or likelihood, we wouldn't believe the world existed.
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Experiencing the present purely is being empty and hollow; you catch grace as a man fills his cup under a waterfall.
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We are here to witness the creation and to abet it. We are here to notice each thing so each thing gets…
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You empty yourself and wait, listening. After a time you hear it: There is nothing there...You feel the world's word as a…
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The way we live our days, is the way we live our lives.
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I wake expectant, hoping to see a new thing.
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I think the dying pray at the last not "please," but "thank you," as a guest thanks his host at the door.
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I think that the dying pray at the last not please but thank you, as a guest thanks his host at the…
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Learn punctuation; it is your little drum set, one of the few tools oyu have to signal the reader where the beats…
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Why are we reading, if not in hope of beauty laid bare, life heightened and its deepest mystery probed?
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The more you read, the more you will write. The better the stuff you read, the better the stuff you will write.
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When you write, you lay out a line of words. The line of words is a miner's pick, a wood carver's gouge,…
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Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.
— Wally Lamb
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Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone.…
— George Clooney
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A healthy person goes 'Yes,' 'No,' and 'Whoopee!' An unhealthy person goes 'Yes, but,' 'No, but,' and 'No whoopee.
— Eric Berne
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Let us, rather, gather facts, all the facts, regardless of aesthetic appeal or theoretical social worth, and spread those facts before us…
— Tom Robbins
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The world is wider in all directions, more dangerous and bitter, more extravagant and bright. We are making hay when we should…
— Annie Dillard
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Aha! Today I shall become an author! And I will auth and auth and auth and make a squillion dollars, whoopee!
— Brian Jacques
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God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whoopee", said Crowley.
— Terry Pratchett
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Diplomats willing to sit for an interview usually prefer the terra firma of CNN over the whoopee cushion of Comedy Central.
— Kevin Bleyer
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Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should…
— Unknown Author
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A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke
— Thegr81
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