My Phone Quotes

288 quotes by 238 authors

Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath… — Elayne Boosler
I love the freedom of movement that my phone gives me. That has definitely transformed my life. — Richard Branson
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so… — Jenna Marbles
When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on… — Leelee Sobieski
"Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight.… — John Green
I'm a cat person. I have two giant cats [Harry and Arturo] that I call the small panthers. They're like 17 pounds each-they're big boys!… — Dave Franco
The devaluation of music and what it's now deemed to be worth is laughable to me. My single costs 99 cents. That's what a single… — Vince Gill
If I did want to come back, I was going to make, what, $50 million? You know what; don't call my phone unless you've got… — Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since… — Ellen DeGeneres
I've got the Rosebud lip balm. I was gonna say my phone but that's not a beauty product. I try to bring my mascara everywhere… — Julianne Hough
I loved Catholic school. I didn't like being beeped at by old pervs at the gas station because I was wearing a plaid skirt, though.… — Kristen Bell
The filmmakers who I'm pining to work for aren't ringing my phone off the hook — Sean Astin
I get on Twitter, one of my routines during the day, if I'm home is, I wake up, get a cup of coffee, turn on… — Blake Shelton
I was sitting in a caf in London with my husband and baby daughter when my phone rang with the news! I feel so incredibly… — Mireille Enos
I have my cards read every time I pass a tarot-reader booth. I would be so embarrassed to have one of those 900 numbers appear… — Jennifer Tilly
I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up. — Skylar Astin
My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say,… — Chael Sonnen
I would have been a Republican if Karl Rove had returned my phone calls. — Wesley Clark
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks
I have a playlist of farts on my phone. — Lena Headey

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