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You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. — Bill Hicks
So what I'm trying to say is you should text me back. Because there's a precedent. Because there's an urgency. Because there's a bedtime. Because… — Marina Keegan
My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone. — Damien Fahey
I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom who?'… — Ricky Hatton
I just wanna throw my phone away and find out who is really there for me — Katy Perry
Like most guys, I've always liked watches. I can always check the time on my phone, but having a watch is so much better. — Andy Murray
People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone. — Louis C. K.
I have lots of brothers and sisters, two of whom are younger than myself, so I rely on my phone, text messaging or e-mailing to… — Devon Aoki
Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote… — George Clooney
I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly Worst. Transformer. Ever. — Ashley Purdy
Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had… — Donna Rice Hughes
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of… — Johnny Knoxville
I travel with a bunch of battery packs because I don't always have time to charge my phone at the hotel room when I'm traveling.… — Avicii
I have several videos on my phone that I’ve never released. Having dance parties in our car, don’t be jealous! — Rihanna
Everybody knows I return all of my phone calls. I pick up my cell phone myself, much to the chagrin of my staff. — Joe Lhota
If I could throw my phone away, I would probably do it. It's always on silent, and I don't like when it rings and people… — Kimi Raikkonen
People return my phone calls now, which is really interesting. I'll tell you what I've learned that's kind of bittersweet. So many doors have opened… — Tate Taylor
I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but… — Marcia Wallace
I don't need my phone to play me music. I need it to be a phone and an e-mail thing. — David Duchovny
I was using Twitter a lot on my phone, and was realising there was a massive gap between the link on the tweet and the… — Nick D'Aloisio
The most famous person in my phone is Lindsay Lohan. We starred in 'Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen' together in 2004 and we've stayed… — Adam Garcia
My phone is always in front of me, 24/7. — Abigail Breslin
I just went off for two months traveling around Europe on a motorcycle and pretty much turned my phone off. I did 5,000 miles with… — Michael Fassbender
I literally change my phone number 10 times a year and I don't ever save my contacts. — Rob Kardashian
I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something… — Wanda Sykes

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