Best My Phone Proverbs

288 My Phone quotes by 219 unique authors

MY PHONE OFF SO DONT DIAL... — 2 Chains
Contrary to belief guys are not blowing up my phone trying to date me at the moment. I am very happy, Ill say that, but… — Lea Michele
My phone stays on LeBron Mode....No Ring! — Ashley
I really miss my friend, you know. I really do. I'm still hurting. I'm able to look at life in a whole different way. I… — Ray J
My fiance and I, when we first met, we had sex-text-Wednesdays. Every Wednesday we would text each other the naughtiest things. I was always so… — Anna Faris
I NEED to take a day and not use my phone at all. — Kendall Jenner
Guy: Hey, I can't find my phone. Can you please call it? Girl: Sure. *Ring ring ring* Guy: Haha bitch, I got your number now! — Ash
Some idiot hacking my phone in the middle of night to listen to my messages. Hey Sherlock! Nice try but please don't erase them anymore! — Kris Jenner
When paparazzi is around, I look down at my phone because it kinda makes me uncomfortable. Its just my thing. Didn't mean to offend people. — Kylie Jenner
My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.' — Blake Griffin
When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also. I just really didn't understand why he wasn't returning my… — Nicole Richie
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your bed! — Kollkid
I get mini Heart attacks if I dont feel my phone in my pocket — Rahul
Nothing more makes me cry more than knowing all I did was try. But all you said was goodbye and then left me to die.… — Andrew Duran
Ask Myself Sometimes 'Why Do I Bother Changing My Phone Ringtone'?,Like If I Ever Hear Its, Nobody Ever Calls It — Akeem Hernandez
When I first met my husband, I offered him my phone number and told him to call me for a game of tennis. I wasn't… — Lisa Kudrow
I've gotten really good at waking myself up. In the past, I would always be late for stuff and people would get mad at me,… — Nick Jonas
She hit me all the time my phone be ringing off the hook like, yeaahhh. — Mindless Behavior
I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on my phone while… — Carlin Whisler
Lights out, take your shirt off. My phone ringing for some work, bird call. Then I take your girl, and swerve off. Drop it in,… — 2 Chainz
When you said you dont want me to call, I never called. when you said I wait, I waited.. when you said do not text… — Tyler
Twitter is always there for me when my phone dies. — Jaylon Hillsman
I think my parents are getting to think that my phone is my eye controller..if they take it away from me, I get there uninvited… — Syoung
Who ever thought I would smile every time my phone rang because your name was What was showing on my screen — Krisee Ellis
Man my phone be dying faster than chris brown did in stomp the yard — Kayla Knight

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