Famous My Phone Sayings

288 My Phone quotes by 219 unique authors

Kept my phone on silent ever since you got a ring, funny right? And I never cheated, I mean, maybe once, twice. — Big Sean
I swear I have some Bruce Lee somewhere in me... He comes out whenever I drop my phone. — Nikhil Saluja
He'd pull my hair, bother me in the plane, jump out and scare me, pulled the earphone cable connected to my phone, and make fun… — Unknown Author
When I Hear My Phone Ring I Hope Its You On The Other Side — Cesar Jeronimo
I hate people looking at me while I'm smiling at my phone. That's why I never leave the house. — Nikhil Saluja
Everytime my phone beeps... I hope its from you... — Rahul Reghunath
I'm not making eye contact because I'm busy playing with my phone. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate when I smile at my phone and raise my head and my girlfriend thinks I'm smiling at her. — Nikhil Saluja
If you see me rushing to take out my phone to type something don't freak out, I just thought of a tweet. — Nikhil Saluja
Caught my 5 year old playing with my phone and she bought a gun online. — Nikhil Saluja
As kids if we had said, When I grow up I wanna browse my phone while sitting on the toilet we'd all currently be successful. — Nikhil Saluja
Kept my phone on silent ever since you got a ring.. (Funny right?) — Gangsta
Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill the… — Jugi Steady

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