"There are two things you can be certain……" — Unknown Author

"There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach."

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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
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Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows… — Jello Biafra
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That is NOT the arse of a £7million player! — Eamon Dunphy
Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once. — Noel Fielding
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. — Karl Pilkington
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse — Karl Pilkington
I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these… — Ozzy Osbourne
I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne
All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers,… — Billy Connolly

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